Try, " I’d drag my huevos through 7 miles of broken glass and cactus stubs, just to get a wiff of the tire tracks of the truck that took her dirty scivvies to the laundry !"
I miss the days of Old Spice (my grandaddy), Aqua Velva (my dad) and Hai Karate (first real boyfriend). Those are the guys who informed my definition of men. I just don’t think it’s all that manly to use women’s butt deodorant that has been rebranded as “Mando”.
Imagine about 1 month ago
Good thing Opus was wearing Brut instead of Channel No. 5 as usual.
win.45mag about 1 month ago
Try, " I’d drag my huevos through 7 miles of broken glass and cactus stubs, just to get a wiff of the tire tracks of the truck that took her dirty scivvies to the laundry !"
win.45mag about 1 month ago
Can’t fake THAT, either !!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 1 month ago
Jeez… takes me back to junior high days, when my generation invented colognes… Brut, English Leather, Jade East… How could the ladies resist us?
Egrayjames about 1 month ago
“I’ll drink your bath water baby!”……It doesn’t get more macho than that!
aerotica69 about 1 month ago
I miss the days of Old Spice (my grandaddy), Aqua Velva (my dad) and Hai Karate (first real boyfriend). Those are the guys who informed my definition of men. I just don’t think it’s all that manly to use women’s butt deodorant that has been rebranded as “Mando”.
bobtoledo Premium Member about 1 month ago
It’s a fine line we all walk.
mindjob about 1 month ago
But he doesn’t smell like cigarettes, so that’s not good
caztah about 1 month ago
what…no Jovan Musk love ?