Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 14, 2010

Just look behind you youngun!

Good Saturday Morning, Everyone

Hey there LLewellenbruce! I had a very lucky day yesterday (Friday the 13th)!

Yoicks!

Good morning, Everyone,

Thom……LOVE those faces in the “banks”.

You don’t really want to know Junior.

LONEWOLF: They made a movie once called “Saturday the 14th”. The victims in it weren’t very lucky.

Alligators are carnivores. They feed mainly on fish, turtles, snakes, and small mammals, but will eat just about anything, including carrion, pets and humans.

Whatever they want.

LuvH8: And, other alligators, or so I’ve heard.

This incomplete Wikipedia article mentions that there are Chinese alligators. I didn’t know that.

Sorrry Johanan, I forgot that was mentioned in the list of predators that eat alligators. Am I supposed to list my source too?

National Geographic

I am able to type again after some of the pills didn’t fall from my shaking hand after seeing those faces in the tree line. Friday the 13th was bad for me, I didn’t have my shrink appointment. Wait a minute! SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED went to her family’s for the weekend. I’m sitting here at 3AM at the keyboard in my boxers eating microwaved frozen burritos, with dirty dishes in the sink and the lid up on the commode. Life is wonderful.

Lord, I know I don’t pray much, but could we have a blizzard tonight? Four or five feet ought to do it.

When they are young we eat them. When they grow freaking big they eat us.

Yeah, anything they want sounds just about right to me and it probably includes their own young.

YOU!

Good morning, Birdbrainiacs

They eat their young…………………

Lewreader too much information.

Moma saying leave my baby alone or your food. Put my baby down or your gonna be gone.

“Son, drop the ‘gator, and fly like you’ve never flown before!”

Mornin’ birdbrains!!

Yiiikessss!!!

I like the face on the tip of the gator’s snout. CHOMP!

That’s called “the balance of nature” moronbis!

i see a heart in the bushes does that count?

Love the art, Thom!

on the Peace River we were on a collison course with a gator bigger than our canoe. We must have set a record for back paddleing….