Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 25, 2010
August 24, 2010
August 26, 2010
Transcript:
Man: I got the jumbo pack of double rolls of toilet paper. Woman: Wow. You're a brave man. Man: I say, better to be embarrassed once big, than several times small.
It’s actually for the whole family. First the cat will play with it. Then, when it’s all unrolled, the dog will sleep on it. Finally, the kids will take it to the neighbors’ house and decorate their trees.
No reason not to buy in bulk, when you get a high-volume discount on something non-perishable… You just won’t catch me buying milk and lettuce at Costco (at least, not until/unless my daughter becomes a bottomless-pit-style teenager).
pouncingtiger about 14 years ago
Is she going to take that cr@p?
cdward about 14 years ago
^^Nah. She’s just going to roll with it.
T_Lexi about 14 years ago
It’s actually for the whole family. First the cat will play with it. Then, when it’s all unrolled, the dog will sleep on it. Finally, the kids will take it to the neighbors’ house and decorate their trees.
Ashrey about 14 years ago
Embarrassed? Everybody pees & poops.
Ashrey about 14 years ago
I hope everybody wipes.
grossvatter about 14 years ago
Now if that is a 2 week supply ,somebody has a problem.Way more tham being emBAREassed
Sky_Shachaq about 14 years ago
The embarresment would be if you never bought toilet paper.
Possum Pete about 14 years ago
That’s a lot of TP. I guess that’s why they call it a gross.
tedcoop about 14 years ago
No reason not to buy in bulk, when you get a high-volume discount on something non-perishable… You just won’t catch me buying milk and lettuce at Costco (at least, not until/unless my daughter becomes a bottomless-pit-style teenager).
pschearer Premium Member about 14 years ago
He must be too old to have read the famous children’s classic “Everybody Poops”.
But how does she feel buying sanitary products in bulk?