Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 03, 2016

Funny.

Just when you think it can’t get any worse, the Zika virus can also be spread by vampires?

Bats are valuable predators of all manner of bugs and the like. Bats are our friends!I’d like my bacon-flavored mosquitoes chocolate-coated, too!

I would think bats would mothly go for moths. Unless it’s a nectar, pollen, or fruit bat, but let’s not get controversial.

Don’t give the fast food joints any new menu ideas.

What’s next? Chocolate covered ants?

Hey now, for a Reform Vampire mosquitos would be considered cheating, particularly if the little biters had themselves fed.

I was expecting him to go more for bacon covered in mosquitoes.