Bad Machinery by John Allison for May 10, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member about 8 years ago

    That’s what satellites do when they fail:they sputter and immediately drop straight down to Earth.Because the only thing keeping them up is some kind of diesel hover-motor.

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    Steven Wright  about 8 years ago

    This is an unexpected turn of events.

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    pianist337  about 8 years ago

    And of course it didn’t burn up on re-entry…right…

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    CeeJay  about 8 years ago

    Holy crap! Now this is a shocker! I can’t wait for tomorrow!

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    shamest Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Amazing how the satellite remained in one piece. And no reentry burn either. And Chonk Chonk Chonk really!

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    seismic-2 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    And the mystery of the Tackleford City Football team’s misfortunes deepens beyond a mere paper cut.

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    scyphi26  about 8 years ago

    Well, didn’t see that coming.Seriously…how’d that satellite do that, just dropping straight down and hitting the earth without burning up, or more likely, bouncing off the atmosphere? It’s like…all but literally physically impossible in reality.Actually, if it wasn’t for the fact that it’s obviously supposed to a serious moment, I’d be in hysterics over it because of how silly it all is.

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    R.U. Kidding  about 8 years ago

    Are we sure those soccer players weren’t just taking a dive?

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