Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 27, 2016
April 26, 2016
April 28, 2016
Transcript:
The early bird gets the worm. By golly, I'm an industrious citizen! But the early fox gets the bird. I just love getting up to an alarm. At some point, the late bird shows up. Christ, the sun is bright today. By the time the late bird arrives, only the slowest, least-motivated worms are surfacing. Mind if I eat you, bro? Whatever. And only the laziest of foxes are trying to catch him. Screw this. I'm gonna go eat at a landfill. What's the moral of the story? Natural selection is complicated.
Ida No over 8 years ago
Moral: “If you’re going to be in the food chain, either be at the very top, or just give up caring.”
gammaguy over 8 years ago
It doesn’t pay to yank the food chain.