Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 19, 2016

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Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1996 On th road ahead by bill "kerouac" Gates An autobiographical novel of self discovery from the spokesman of "Byte Generation" I hungered to travel America, to know its dreams and secrets, so I grabbed my P.C. and began my adventure onto east sprawling road! Bill: Here we go! Look out! Hup, Hup! I began my journey at http://www.americasurf.com and quickly met a hipster who had videotaped and catalogued every episode of "Lois and Clark" And "The x-files" Bill: yes, yes, yes! Dig it! But I needed to get on that highway and move , man move! So I buzzed over to the news group alt Javahouse where I drank grande lattes , digging a mad cat from Bakersfield. Bill: what kicks! Later, In a chat room, I met at the finest little girl and had a wild love furled exchange, she was beautiful and sweet and she interfaced like an angel. Bill: Crazy! I needed to split, so I went to the AOL Lobby and bedded down with crowd of searching pilgrims huddled together in a hushed digital glow. A few hours later, I hooked up with a crowd of fellas heading over to a blues website where we downloaded some choice riffs and really whopped it up. Bill: whoo-EEE! GO! go! go! exhausted I ended my fitful wanderings, knowing I had drank deeply from Americas cup, heard its cries and whispers and had truly traveled Americas road! Bill: Now Im ready to buy it!