Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 21, 2016

Sunrise is 5:03 a.m. here in Saskatchewan! Mind you, we don’t do daylight savings time.

I am glad my tea time doesn’t cause any of those problems!!!

That’s why I quit. It became a timed activity. People don’t enjoy things, they just want to get them over! No fun in that.

The first time I golfed I hit 99. Then someone said there were 17 more holes!

Mark Twain said “Golf is a walk in the park, SPOILED!”

i feel the same way about fishing…you spend all that money on all that equipment to maybe catch something you can get in a grocery store for about 8 bucks…

He listens to the voices inside his golf bag.

I regularly hit 200 yard drives. Plus or minus 90 degrees from the direction to the hole.

If it goes left, it’s a hook… if it goes right, it’s a slice.. if it goes down the middle, it’s a [bleeeeeeping] MIRACLE !! [anon.]

A golfer standing on a tee overlooking a river sees a couple of fishermen and says to his partner, “Look at those two idiots fishing in the rain.”