Transcript:
Man: I'd wait a million years, walk a million miles, cry a million tears! I'd swim the deepest sea, climb the h nighest hill...Just to have you near me!
Aunt Fritzi: Only YOU know that the way to MY HEART is through an old GRASS ROOTS song!
blunebottle over 8 years ago
PROPOSE, ALREADY!!!
sarazan7 over 8 years ago
Yeah! Lets do it!
emptc12 over 8 years ago
I’ve worked with older men from way down South, and what they would have said in that situation is a bit more salty.
jrankin1959 over 8 years ago
What a pity most of those old tunes never dealt with marriage… except for The Beach Boys’ “Wouldn’t it Be Nice.”
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 8 years ago
Whereas The Proclaimers would walk only 500 miles!
bookworm0812 over 8 years ago
Just marry her, already!
Max Starman Jones over 8 years ago
Never has this comic looked more like an “Archie” comic than right now. I guess that’s okay, because, from what I hear, “Archie” comics no longer look like “Archie” comics.
I Go Pogo over 8 years ago
In my midnight confessions…
mikepr423 over 8 years ago
Captain and Tennille had their Wedding Song (there is Love)
Uncle Bob over 8 years ago
“Marry Me, Bill”-Fifth Dimension“That’s the Way I’d Always Heard It Should Be” – Carly Simon“Apple, Peaches Pumpkin Pie” – Jay and the Techniques ( I think).
What Grass Roots song is he quoting? I’m stumped!
Sopranos over 8 years ago
She’s putty in your hands now, Phil. Keep quoting lyrics from songs and… .
brklnbern over 8 years ago
Sounds like a combination of Mammy and How Deep is the Ocean?
rgcviper over 8 years ago
Y’know, I just realized that, should a wedding happen here, we’d have the … interesting … name of Fritzi (Ritz) Fumble. Definitely distinctive—I can say that.