Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 05, 2016
May 04, 2016
May 06, 2016
Transcript:
Whoa. Look at his nearly-symmetrical body, fine motor-control, and blemish-free face! Dad, stop. His sperm quality must be off the charts! Dad! I can't wait until my daughter is into boy bands.
Ida No over 8 years ago
Anyone recognize a “push push into the bush bush”?
emptc12 over 8 years ago
Imagine what incredible motility they would have, bursting out for some distance into the concert audiences. Advise the daughter not to sit close to the stage. Superboy had this problem, of course. Read Larry Niven’s “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.”
davids.comments over 8 years ago
Dad just successfully postponed his daughter’s first date by 18 months. Of course, that came at the cost of his daughter ever confiding in him anything about her relationships.