Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 12, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    “Oh, but your birthday is TOMORROW…never today.”

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    Ida No  over 8 years ago

    Every day is approximately your birthday today, tomorrow and yesterday.That means we’ll be regifting your presents a lot more often.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    We could pretty much round it to zero, too, you know….that would be an acceptable margin of error.

    Be careful what you ask for…. some digits might be more significant to you than others.

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    emptc12  over 8 years ago

    Probably several of your teachers took pains to say, when any of us distributed birthday candy to the class, “It’s your birthday anniversary, NOT your birthday.” Most likely the same ones who said 2001 was the start of the Millennium.

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