Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 14, 2016
May 13, 2016
May 15, 2016
Transcript:
I know you've been sad about your breakup, so I used ancient kabbalic magic to create a golem! Hey pal! How are you? Let's watch movies together! Neat! Wait... What's he made from? Love letters from Sally. You threw them all away, and I didn't want them going to waste. There were so many! Well, it's not all love letters. By the time we got to my hands, we were down to the recent letters where it's obvious things are unfixable, but you didn't realize it. We had to use a lot because they were so short. And my legs were built from the scrapbook you made after your trip to Paris. Wow! Is she smirking in every photo?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Like a man with a Papier-mâché, um, buddy.
Ida No over 8 years ago
Guy: “So, what should I call you?”Golem: “Pa the tic. Tic, for short.”
davids.comments over 8 years ago
Side topic: I recently read a great book – the Golem and the Jinni by Helene Wecker. Only in the immigrant neighborhoods of 1899 New York City could a Golem and a Jinni blend right in.
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
This is a pretty inventive idea, Zach.