Wouldn’t that be the Beak Fairy?
Since the only tooth a bird has is the “egg tooth”, a spike on the end of the beak which some birds have in order to chisel their way out of the egg, they must have gone all the way back to when he was hatched.
On the upside, tooth fairy proceeds are compensation for damages, therefore not income, thus not taxable …
The IRS auditor might owe a few back years himself, but he’s got to do his duty.
7 years is usually the limit unless there’s suspected fraud. Then be prepared for audits going back as far as they please.
I’m surprised they stopped there…
The ones who talk, drink, smoke cigars, and run newspapers do!
I thought all those records could remain off the books!
Rick McKee
iafletch over 8 years ago
Wouldn’t that be the Beak Fairy?
Claire Jordan over 8 years ago
Since the only tooth a bird has is the “egg tooth”, a spike on the end of the beak which some birds have in order to chisel their way out of the egg, they must have gone all the way back to when he was hatched.
Mumfor over 8 years ago
On the upside, tooth fairy proceeds are compensation for damages, therefore not income, thus not taxable …
sandpiper over 8 years ago
The IRS auditor might owe a few back years himself, but he’s got to do his duty.
JanLC over 8 years ago
7 years is usually the limit unless there’s suspected fraud. Then be prepared for audits going back as far as they please.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
I’m surprised they stopped there…
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
The ones who talk, drink, smoke cigars, and run newspapers do!
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
I thought all those records could remain off the books!