Monty by Jim Meddick for May 28, 2016
May 27, 2016
May 29, 2016
Transcript:
Aircraft clocked you at 74 in a 65 MPH zone... I need a drivers license and registration. Um... This is a driverless vehicle, officer. There is no humanoid aboard to be held responsible for the stated violation... What about that little voice under the dash? Oh hi officer! I'm just a... Uh.. Google technician working on some circuits under the... Um... Glove compartment read... License and registration please.
NormyBates over 8 years ago
That’s petit Monty. Fasten your seat belt.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Throw the book at Monty, Officer ‘Stache! He’s been reckless and a danger to others throughout this entire driving instruction arc!
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
Busted. And its about time!
e.groves over 8 years ago
I recently got a ticket for “kinda not stopping at a stop sign”. I’ve been driving since 1960 and never had an accident and haven’t gotten a ticket since 1966. You don’t have that kind of record by running stop signs. The cost for my offense is $150. If I go to court and lose, it will probably cost an extra $65.
ron over 8 years ago
ebsan, it might be worth it to find out. Many traffic courts reduce the fine if you have a case. I’ve been driving since ’55 and got my last ticket in downtown San Francisco in ’62 even though I drove 50,000 miles or more every year for decades.
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
Monty, you’re a doofus. Live with it!