Monty by Jim Meddick for May 28, 2016
May 27, 2016
May 29, 2016
Transcript:
Aircraft clocked you at 74 in a 65 MPH zone... I need a drivers license and registration. Um... This is a driverless vehicle, officer. There is no humanoid aboard to be held responsible for the stated violation... What about that little voice under the dash? Oh hi officer! I'm just a... Uh.. Google technician working on some circuits under the... Um... Glove compartment read... License and registration please.
I recently got a ticket for “kinda not stopping at a stop sign”. I’ve been driving since 1960 and never had an accident and haven’t gotten a ticket since 1966. You don’t have that kind of record by running stop signs. The cost for my offense is $150. If I go to court and lose, it will probably cost an extra $65.