Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 22, 2016

A Cookie’s Nightmare on Elm, er, Sesame St.

Cookie Monster is about to find out why the Gingerbread Man walks so boldly down the street. He has a concealed carry permit……

Oh crumbs, this proves karma bites

I bet if what happens next were on the TV show, kids would love it.

Cookie Monster’s thinking, “That’s a snap!”

Trouble is, when Cookie goes ptooey (spits out yucky gingerbread), it’s too late for G-Man. (Same thing for cooked goose.)

Bite me!