Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 18, 2016
June 17, 2016
June 19, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: Looks like the world's bees are dying off. That's great because it means no more bee stings.
Goat: No bees - no pollination. No pollination - no food supply. No food supply - we all die.
Rat: You always focus on then negative.
Too early to research this, but I am pretty sure there are large parts of the agricultural industry that completely rely on the services of the bee industry. A bee company brings hives to the farm for a time, and then moves on to the next farm. No one thinks the local bees that pollinate my garden are in danger, but until the large-scale crops return to a more natural state of pollination, “no bees no food” is not too far off the mark.
You got to focus on the negative when it’s much more overwhelming than the positive. So many people that think like Rat because they are ignorant and don’t know what the extermination of a species mean, especially if it is a keystone specie where they live.
It hasn’t been raining here much and we are in a deficit. But the weather people cheerfully declare another wonderful dry day. As a gardener, it drives me nuts. The bee thing is another big problem but I grow plants like catnip to attract them. It isn’t only for cats, bees love the flowers.
Never mind, Rat. It will be a while before you die. Meantime, drink beer….Nunc est bibendum! …Iuvenes dum sumus!Goat is too correct to be good company. Go home, Goat!
What is so different in the US?We dont have any bee industry here, and it works anyway? (Live in Sweden, and yes we have a lot of agriculture here, just not crops that need too much heat).
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Goat is not the kind of guy you want to have a beer with, which disqualifies him from being President of United States.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
The truth can sting.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 8 years ago
No bees, no beer.
juicebruce over 8 years ago
To Bee or not to Bee that is the question. I’m in SW Pa. For the moment the Bees seem to be “OK” Know of several hives at the S.A.G.Farm/Ranch :-}
DiminishedFirst over 8 years ago
Too early to research this, but I am pretty sure there are large parts of the agricultural industry that completely rely on the services of the bee industry. A bee company brings hives to the farm for a time, and then moves on to the next farm. No one thinks the local bees that pollinate my garden are in danger, but until the large-scale crops return to a more natural state of pollination, “no bees no food” is not too far off the mark.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
You got to focus on the negative when it’s much more overwhelming than the positive. So many people that think like Rat because they are ignorant and don’t know what the extermination of a species mean, especially if it is a keystone specie where they live.
e.groves over 8 years ago
I have an African Blue Basil plant that attracts many bees.
Chad Cheetah over 8 years ago
Gotta admit, I’m a Goat kind of person-reporting the facts no matter how harsh the reality is.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
It hasn’t been raining here much and we are in a deficit. But the weather people cheerfully declare another wonderful dry day. As a gardener, it drives me nuts. The bee thing is another big problem but I grow plants like catnip to attract them. It isn’t only for cats, bees love the flowers.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I suppose we can always eat dirt
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 8 years ago
Butterflies do some pollination to…maybe not to the extent of bees.
knight1192a over 8 years ago
Goat: “No bees, no pollination. No pollination, no hops. No hops, no beer”
Rat: “We must immediately find a way to save the worlds bees!!!!!!”
Number Three over 8 years ago
Goat must be invited to the best parties!
I’ve come across plenty of negative people here on GoComics. It’s nobody here so don’t worry.
xxx
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
At times like this i realize that Rat is not just cynical, he is also an idiot.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Never mind, Rat. It will be a while before you die. Meantime, drink beer….Nunc est bibendum! …Iuvenes dum sumus!Goat is too correct to be good company. Go home, Goat!
Katla858 over 8 years ago
What is so different in the US?We dont have any bee industry here, and it works anyway? (Live in Sweden, and yes we have a lot of agriculture here, just not crops that need too much heat).