Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 07, 2016
Transcript:
Narrator: At alliance headquarters... Woman: Col. Fusspot, sir... Col. Fusspot: What is it? Miss Slaphappy? You know I can't think about my morning sanka. Woman: A top agent of the alliance is in your office, and wants to know which idiot fired Rip Haywire. Col. Fusspot: Any chance you're willing to fall on a sword for your beloved boss? Woman: Let me see if any pigs are flying and get back to you.
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
At least it’s the Alliance and not the Empire (they might find his lack of good sense “disturbing”).
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
What my parents (or any parent) would say: “What goes around comes around”.
Phred Premium Member over 8 years ago
There is justice and friends in high places for Rip!
SkyFisher over 8 years ago
Isn’t this the organization run by Dutch?
punchydugan over 8 years ago
The last panel had me ka-snorting coffee!
B LeCren over 8 years ago
Sanka? Really… do they even still make that stuff?
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Hold on… Fusspot drinks Sanka… SKULL was forcing the people of The Bantam’s Island to drink Sanka…I knew there was something about Fusspot that I didn’t like!
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Perhaps she would fall on her sword for her beloved boss…If only she had a beloved boss.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
“Which idiot fired Rip Haywire?”“Uh… That’s hard to say, sir. I mean, there are so many to choose from here…”