According to the X-Files, Earth has djinns, demons, angels, mutants, gods, artificial intelligences, and other entities that would be very upset with Jupiter trying to take it away from them. In addition to eviction notices, he’s going to need exorcists and hackers and exterminators and wizards…
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
Don’t worry, it’ll be tied up in court for centuries while Jupiter sues Uranus for the moon.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
Can it wait until space colonization finally becomes a reality?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
There are actual SF stories covering this subject.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Storage space…” Reminds me of the quote, “If you owned everything in the world, where would you put it?”.And George Carlin’s routine about “Stuff”.
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
Not squirrels, lizards…
SunflowerGirl100 over 8 years ago
It doesn’t matter who owns the earth. It’ll be destroyed soon by a Vogon Constructor Fleet.
kaffekup over 8 years ago
“By the way, Brewster, you’ll need to requisition 7 billion pillows and blankets for the RU Sirius.”
Mostly Water Premium Member over 8 years ago
The Jovians are preparing to serve man.
tea62 over 8 years ago
Coyoty: Jupiter sues Uranus or Jupiter screws Uranus?
pcolli over 8 years ago
It’s exactly what humans would do to other planets.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
According to the X-Files, Earth has djinns, demons, angels, mutants, gods, artificial intelligences, and other entities that would be very upset with Jupiter trying to take it away from them. In addition to eviction notices, he’s going to need exorcists and hackers and exterminators and wizards…
Phatts over 8 years ago
I like Dr. Mel’s logic. I think I’d like to sell MY Congress
Fan o’ Lio. over 8 years ago
I hear Mars has vacancies.
Patrick Hunt Premium Member over 8 years ago
Hm, Assuming they’re printed on onionskin paper, I calculate that that stack must be over 200 miles tall.
…or maybe he’s making several trips.