After he had dinner, usually liver and onions, Frank would always respond to the question of whether he would like an after-dinner mint with a breathy and drawn out “No, thaaaaaaaank yoooouuuuuuu.”Had he not been a big tipper, they would have eventually banned him from the diner.He wasn’t.They did.
Now here was some loopiness I hadn’t counted on when adding up her attributes. “Hold on just a minute, sweetheart. I’m a Daemon in an AI? I’m just a sub-program? I’m a malfunctioning independent thread of execution that’s disrupting the program? I don’t think so. I know who and what I am. I’m a time traveler of sorts, just visiting this bit of the past. My problem is too many temporal anomalies that erase my timeline so I can’t return to it. You’re the one that’s soft-boiled. Don’t get me wrong. You’re still the best thing I’ve ever seen in this loop, but you’re Out Of Time and stuck here, same as I am. We can’t stop The Splatter to break out of the loop and that’s that. We’re in the same boat. If I had to guess, I’d say you’re still adjusting from OOT transition and fishing for answers, trying to piece things together. Well, I’ve been here a while, and What you’re saying doesn’t add up. In fact, It stinks, even as a wild guess.”
*Hot Rod* over 8 years ago
Punch a pregnant woman will ya.:(
*Hot Rod* over 8 years ago
..the kid’s almost 30 now, after a scary preemie when born…
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 8 years ago
Let me be Frank….No, let me be Reee-cardo Mont-al-ban!
“Sooome’theeng has crawled into your mowth, and died.”
“Chicle?”
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Buzz off, smelly creep! Before I cut your blatantly invasive tongue off!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
After he had dinner, usually liver and onions, Frank would always respond to the question of whether he would like an after-dinner mint with a breathy and drawn out “No, thaaaaaaaank yoooouuuuuuu.”Had he not been a big tipper, they would have eventually banned him from the diner.He wasn’t.They did.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
People should not be allowed to eat Corn Nuts in public.There. I said it. Somebody had to.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Communion rail at a Catholic Mass.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Sniff this!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
Ugh! This strip really reeks today!
painedsmile over 8 years ago
Open your mouth and say, “ahhhh”.
*Hot Rod* over 8 years ago
RRR Rip Van Winkle in need of a dire manicure and haircut.What a stink going on around here.. (rainbowceiling)
*Hot Rod* over 8 years ago
Well Ocierfer you see, ole Yukon Jack and I got in on a sidewalk partee and weeee oooops aaaaa can’t our way home find.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
March hares are crazy.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Now here was some loopiness I hadn’t counted on when adding up her attributes. “Hold on just a minute, sweetheart. I’m a Daemon in an AI? I’m just a sub-program? I’m a malfunctioning independent thread of execution that’s disrupting the program? I don’t think so. I know who and what I am. I’m a time traveler of sorts, just visiting this bit of the past. My problem is too many temporal anomalies that erase my timeline so I can’t return to it. You’re the one that’s soft-boiled. Don’t get me wrong. You’re still the best thing I’ve ever seen in this loop, but you’re Out Of Time and stuck here, same as I am. We can’t stop The Splatter to break out of the loop and that’s that. We’re in the same boat. If I had to guess, I’d say you’re still adjusting from OOT transition and fishing for answers, trying to piece things together. Well, I’ve been here a while, and What you’re saying doesn’t add up. In fact, It stinks, even as a wild guess.”