If you’re going to a planet, you oughtn’t to go to Pluto. As for a neutron star, you’d be torn into shreds by the gravitational difference between your head and your feet.
Interesting comments! I have learned something new. However I need to point out I think he used planet just as a catch all term for the comic as other than Pluto he also included the moon and a star.
The difference between weight and mass. The International Space Station may be weightless due to the lack of gravity, but if you kick it, you’ll still break your foot due to the mass, which is constant.
Agreeing with you except that allowing Pluto to be called a planet wouldn’t also add up to half a dozen more planets, it could easily add dozens more planets since they keep discovering Pluto’s siblings.
Ultimately, a “planet” is whatever we choose to call by that name. We make up definitions later, and pretty much any definition we come up with other than the tautological one (“Planet” is member of the set {Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and formerly Pluto}) is going to exclude some things that “obviously” deserve the name and/or include some things that just as obviously don’t.
Whatever you choose to call it, Pluto has turned out to be a very interesting object.
By the way (weigh?), the “hit your desired BMI by moving to the correct planet” strategy only works if you’re measuring your weight with a spring or strain-gauge type scale. Use the traditional balance-type scale found in a doctor’s office, and you’ll weigh the same on whatever planet, dwarf planet, moon or star you visit.
Phatts over 8 years ago
way to re-use the same drawing over and over, Tim
Argythree over 8 years ago
Hey, Tim, the science guys have expelled poor Pluto from the league of planets. So you’ll have to find a different example…
Bilan over 8 years ago
If you go anywhere near a neutron star, you’ll be nice and thin. Thinner than a strand of hair.
King_Shark over 8 years ago
If you’re going to a planet, you oughtn’t to go to Pluto. As for a neutron star, you’d be torn into shreds by the gravitational difference between your head and your feet.
the_dungeoneer Premium Member over 8 years ago
Interesting comments! I have learned something new. However I need to point out I think he used planet just as a catch all term for the comic as other than Pluto he also included the moon and a star.
WaitingMan over 8 years ago
The difference between weight and mass. The International Space Station may be weightless due to the lack of gravity, but if you kick it, you’ll still break your foot due to the mass, which is constant.
Always1957 over 8 years ago
His mistake was saying “planet”. Our moon is not a planet, nor is Pluto, nor is a neutron star.
Chrisstopher over 8 years ago
On a neutron star, you would at least have a flat stomach. Very flat.
SunflowerGirl100 over 8 years ago
Agreeing with you except that allowing Pluto to be called a planet wouldn’t also add up to half a dozen more planets, it could easily add dozens more planets since they keep discovering Pluto’s siblings.
Doublejake over 8 years ago
I was mentally preparing my own reply to Nabby’s typical half-baked comment when I read yours..Yours is better than mine would have been.
puddleglum1066 over 8 years ago
Ultimately, a “planet” is whatever we choose to call by that name. We make up definitions later, and pretty much any definition we come up with other than the tautological one (“Planet” is member of the set {Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and formerly Pluto}) is going to exclude some things that “obviously” deserve the name and/or include some things that just as obviously don’t.
Whatever you choose to call it, Pluto has turned out to be a very interesting object.
puddleglum1066 over 8 years ago
By the way (weigh?), the “hit your desired BMI by moving to the correct planet” strategy only works if you’re measuring your weight with a spring or strain-gauge type scale. Use the traditional balance-type scale found in a doctor’s office, and you’ll weigh the same on whatever planet, dwarf planet, moon or star you visit.
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
Doesn’t look to me like he’d weigh about 240 on Earth.
Malcolm Hall over 8 years ago
Who says that planets don’t have feelings? Your belongings are sad when you throw them away.
tea62 over 8 years ago
So Cliff is 240 and 5-foot-2?
tea62 over 8 years ago
Always1957….. Duuuuh!