Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for December 03, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    The other sock is at a bar after arguing with its mate.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    From there they go and get placed with other odd socks to make matched pairs. The same things happens to socks not your own. Everything gets all mixed and sorted out. They call it the New York Sock Exchange.

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    Ed Brault Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I got tired of losing socks in the laundry, so I decided to hand wash them separately and do the rest in the machine. The next load, I opened the dryer and it was EMPTY! Inside, I found THE NOTE. I said, “Stop trifling with the Laws of Nature and bring the machine MORE SOCKS!”

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Missing socks can be found in the hozone layer.

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