Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for July 05, 2020

I don’t trust other drivers, like hell I’m going to trust NO driver.

Did someone secretly install a dash cam in my car?

After noticing a distinctly rapid increase in moronic, half-wit, distracted drivers the past few years, I bought a dash cam for my truck. If one of these morons hits me or someone else I want proof to protect myself and others.

I was test driving a car here in Puerto Rico. I had two born and raised PR natives with me. We were waiting to pull out, when a car approached our intersection and turned on his blinker. I said, “Oh, mira, está usando su señal. Obviamente un gringo.” (Oh look, he’s using his signal. Obviously a gringo) They fell out laughing. Almost none of the natives use their turn signals.

You know what will torque off drivers?

If driverless cars are courteous and let other vehicles merge.

What’s with the underarm seat belts?

My husband! …Is it a man thing??

Maybe not self driving, but more with radar and the various lane-keeping and distance keeping innovations. And don’t forget the parking help applications as well. Soon there will be speed limiting and/or speed reporting.

Don’t those two meatheads know that the shoulder belt goes OVER the shoulder, not UNDER the arm pit?

Blame it on the government for self driving cars, just like when in NYC they tried to out law big gulps… they claimed that the locals were getting too fat… now we have ID10T’s who can’t put their phones down.

Dang – that’s a roomy car! What model is it?

I’d much sooner trust Artificial Intelligence than Natural Stupidity.