Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 24, 2016

Fried cicadas are good but of course hard to come by in the off years.

The protein food that will be available to the settlers on Mars will be insects. The first settlement will be starting off the food trays. The mind boggles!

“Hopper Whopper”. LOL.

Found out a local place uses cricket powder. I no longer go there.

jumpin’ Jiminey!

Picture a square with an area of exactly 2 inches, no more, no less. So each side is the square root of 2. So why is this clearly visible length an unending series?

I’ll have three pounds of ground beef then.

Maybe, but they smell terrible when squished…

It takes awhile to cook and it has to be done “just-right” but grasshopper wings a la BBQ is FANSTAIK.But you lose some of the wings that drop thru the grill.. But they are worth it?!!!!!!

I’d eat a grasshopper burger. Heck, I’ve probably eaten some live grasshoppers that made the mistake of flying down my throat while I was running. Eaten plenty of flies that way, for sure.

Marathon ZackI just get gnats, and they head down my trachea, not esophagus.