Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 28, 2016

The thorny issues of intellectual dishonesty blossoms everywhere, but for once everything is coming up roses.

I’ll have you know my naïveté is absolutely genuine!

Sorry for being so obscure.

Putting their mettle to the petal.

I only wear it to cover my real naivete, which is quite sensitive and can actually be damaged by contact with random sharp or hard objects and also by sunlight.My false naivete is woven from plant fibers, mostly, but may also be made from the hairs of a variety of animals, spun extruded proteins from animals or extruded polymers.Are you certain this would be better without it?

My intellectual dishonesty has never been anything if not blatant!Wanna wrestle ove it?

[Drops to the Floor] Ooo, what just happen here? Oh, yes, thiscomic. There’s…no…relief…from…it…[Passes Out] LOL

Yes, it’s clear that you know what the hqiz you are talking about.

I don’t understand. Guess I’m too naive… but I ain’t innocent, unsophisticated or artless!!!

I didn’t know Depends were black! (Please forgive my blatant intellectual naivete. )

You want naïveté? Talk to a BUNNY!

Oh, yeah? Well I’ll see your polysyllabic accusation, and raise with some blatant eye-poking!

Snot from Family Guy could explain it better.I dare say no more, except it has to do with RAGE.Really, I do dare, but I would hate to be blocked. I am guaranteed only that ads are absent for the price of my PRO account, after all. All other participation is a privilege that may be rescinded at will.

They’re wrestling in a pink carnation which is resting in the back of a pick-up truck which is parked by a levee. But what holds up the levee, you ask? You can’t trick me with your fake naivete. It’s levees all the way down.

I see something else in his name.Trump.

Correction. That should be Snot from American Dad.It’s still Seth Macfarlane, though.