F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 22, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 8 years ago

    Not in your life, pal. What if she already has a boyfriend or is married?

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    cdward  over 8 years ago

    We’ll assume that the voice making this announcement is the cashier at Lane three, so whether it’s male or female will be known the the car owner. We’ll also assume the car owner now has the option to “check ou”t said cashier without revealing his/her identity.

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    Longplay Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Most owners of that type of car are eligible for Social Security

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    angelfiredragon  over 8 years ago

    don’t do it, anyone who wants you for your money will leave you if you don’t have enough.

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    angelfiredragonOr as soon as you no longer have enough.

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    Rob Larson  over 8 years ago

    Nobody considered the owner of the car might be a she?

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    Jellodyne  over 8 years ago

    Lane 3 sounds like the fast lane.

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    JellodyneProbably. In modern supermarket architecture, 1 & 2 are robots, 3 and usually 4 are express, and most of the rest are closed.

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