Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 21, 2016

He may be a Stephen Hawking, but he’s no Roy Hinkley.

Dinner for the sharks, he was!(Yoda, I’m not.)

I think even Gilligan would know better.

Later, he will think he is Agent 86 when he says, " Missed it by that much! "

Well his partner ain’t no Marianne, either. (But he’ll start lookin’ good after a while.)

I don’t know about these skeptics…..we’re talking about cartoon physics here…..I think he’s onto something!

Well, it worked in The Martian…

Tonight he sleeps inside the fishes.

“I have a better idea: Pull my finger.”