Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 26, 2010

I think I’m going to start weaving the phrase “I choose VIOLENCE” into my daily conversation. You’ve inspired me, Scott.

How about some mayhem too, for good measure?

I like the concept of “Fosse Fu” supplemented by “jazz hands”. This is a nice tribute to the late Bob Fosse. In 1979, Fosse co-wrote and directed a semi-autobiographical film All That Jazz, which portrayed the life of a womanizing, drug-addicted choreographer-director in the midst of triumph and failure.

I remember this one from last year, it was one of my faves, “jazz hands of fury” just kills me.

SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED will be cowered when I state in my manly voice “i choose VIOLENCE!” SHE will be helpless doubled over in laughter so I can sneak out the door.

To the victor goes the spoils.

Sorry about the rerun. I’m trying to wrestle my posting schedule into submission.

That’s the problem, Scott. You’re trying to wrestle the posting schedule into submission. You should be using your Fosse Fu and Jazz Hands of Fury to subdue it!

Loved today’s strip. I actually laughed out loud and I hardly ever do that. Nice one Scott:)

“IT IS GO TIME! FOR YOU!! And DOWN is the direction you will be GOING!!” He sounds like Fawful…