Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 08, 2016

Pig sure can’t take a punch.

FeelingsNothing more than feelingsTrying to forget myFeelings of hate:ImagineBeating on your faceTrying to forget myFeelings of hate:FeelingsFor all my life I’ll feel itI wish I’d never met youYou’ll make me sick again:Feelings, oh oh feelingsOf hate on my mind:FeelingsFeelings like I never liked youFeelings like I want to kill youLive in my heart:FeelingsFeelings like I want to deck youFeelings like I’ve gotta get youOut of my life:Feelings, oh oh feelingsThe hate’s in my eyes:Feelings, oh oh feelingsYou’re not very nice

I wish I could take credit for these lyrics, but I found them when I did a search for “feelings song”. Seriously.

Now that’s what I call delivering a punchline.

Pigita sure is jealous, considering she keeps dumping Pig.

At least it wasn’t a Whole Lotta Love.

My last blind date must not like Sting. She canceled on me when I told her I wanted to share my Police record with her.

Poor Pig if she would of heard the whole story…………..

As often as this happens, Pigita should just turn to whomever Pig is talking with and wait for the correct interpretation, knowing full well that what he says isn’t what he means.

I wanted more “Crocodile Rock” today

Well, he’s “Feelings” it now.

Pig really needs to choose his words correctly

Pastis puns punishes the swine.

Can’t blame her for not knowing he meant a song. She probably has no idea what that vinyl thing in his hands is.

Is that 12" of “Feelings” for her?

I remember when The Gong Show devoted an entire show to contestants singing “Feelings”. Also, there was an episode of the Carol Burnett show where Eunice (Carol) went on the Gong Show to sing “Feelings” and got gonged.

@hariseldon59Beat me to it! I was just about to mention Eunice murdering that poor innocent song!

Did Pigita hurt his feelings?

Unclear why women beating up on males is acceptable humor. It is tho!

For all those 70’s music lovers out there. Call this a pre-weekend treat:

Link

xxx

Not sure if Pigita is jealous or merely has good taste in music.

pig always has his foot in his mouth

Pig deserved that. Find a better way to express yourself.

Yet another reason why Pig should dump that cruel abuser Pigita. Cartoon-Boy should bring back Sweet Fanny, Pig’s one true love….

Ouch! Pigita doesn’t get it

Does she make that HiYah! sound like Miss Piggy of the Muppets?