Many years ago when I got married, we went to the church to talk with the preacher. He was instructing the young men when we came in. He said “I know some of you guys think your grown up enough that you can sass your momma. Let me tell you, never sass a women who has been cooking on cast iron for twenty years! That hangy down stuff is not fat! She will slap you alongside the head with that skillet and you will wake up in the next zipcode!”
You are either to young to realize that good pecs do NOT hold up sagging boobs, especially if you’ve nursed three babies (ok, let’s just go ahead and discuss it!) or you don’t have enough boob to sag.
LuvThemPluggers over 8 years ago
Why IS Janis doing that, anyhow?
rusty gate over 8 years ago
That dreaded sagging arm fat. She appears to be safe——for now.
Army_Nurse over 8 years ago
Chicken Dance?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
modified zombie walk, mayhaps?
jarvisloop over 8 years ago
Ah, yes. Another question that a smart husband never answers truthfully.
Grace Premium Member over 8 years ago
Translation – as long as you don’t show your underarm jiggle, yes you can wear that top.. Janis it’s so much easier to just wear short sleeves…
gmorse76 over 8 years ago
Or to work out so you don’t get that arm flap. . .
Noseconer over 8 years ago
Does she feel the wind beneath her wings?
zippo26050 over 8 years ago
We call them “Bingo Wings” they flap when ya yell Bingo.
Bruce1253 over 8 years ago
Many years ago when I got married, we went to the church to talk with the preacher. He was instructing the young men when we came in. He said “I know some of you guys think your grown up enough that you can sass your momma. Let me tell you, never sass a women who has been cooking on cast iron for twenty years! That hangy down stuff is not fat! She will slap you alongside the head with that skillet and you will wake up in the next zipcode!”
ladylagomorph76 over 8 years ago
You are either to young to realize that good pecs do NOT hold up sagging boobs, especially if you’ve nursed three babies (ok, let’s just go ahead and discuss it!) or you don’t have enough boob to sag.
Say What? Premium Member over 8 years ago
If Janis rotated one of her arms 180 degrees, she could walk like an Egyptian.
1776july over 8 years ago
I don’t know…but this strip is getting pretty weird to be written by a divorced single guy of 20 years……
wolfman47130 over 8 years ago
you need a push up bra.