Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for June 24, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    We, on the other hand, are descended from Brillo pads.

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    Ida No  over 8 years ago

    I don’t wash dishes. That’s cause paper plates get soggy in water. Personally, I know I’m descended from Kraft cheese singles, because I was there at the time and I recorded video of it for proof to later generations.

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  over 8 years ago

    In other words – lack of emotions. :p … and unable to feel pain ofc.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 8 years ago

    Don’t scoff at organized religion. Weekly services in the dishwasher provides us communion with dishwashing detergent. Hot water washes away the stains of our lives. Rinse compound makes us sparkle again.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Cleanliness IS godliness.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    What?!It’s the intersection of SCIENCE and RELIGION, as practiced in the Galaxy of Failure!

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