And from yesterday’s MUT ….News flash: Bitsy Twill Lamb caught standing over Steve Luhm’s eviscerated body with dentist’s drill in hands, film at eleven!
Tru(e), Ms. Douchy were you watching the game? Did I hit anybody? That would have been for Boo. What I did was for the scouts. By the way, you’re a reporter, do you have any info on who was driving that pickup truck that killed her?
In all reality , note the giant Univac computer beyond the left field fence in P 1. " Ok, True , enough trivial questions , I and my readers want to know, we’re you having sex with Boo?
Time for True to fire up the Ford Pinto, cram the WF ballcap on his noggin’ and take that long desired road trip to Hawaii on his way to Winston-Salem.
Not that I would have any first hand knowledge, but from what “other people” have told me: today’s strip has all the earmarks of a porno lead in scene. “They” say this should lead to the reporter offering comfort and several other things not appropriate for comic viewing.
P-1: Tru threw so much heat, there’s a fire extinguisher on the fenceP-2: I know Tru, that’s why I’m trying to look at your faceP-3: Every waking minute, the sleeping minutes are devoted to the co-eds they introduced me to at WF during the “recruitment” process.
The scouts are going to come for True, but he will tell them that pitching was Boo’s dream, not his, and to stay true to her he will have to follow his dream to Wake Forest. #gottabeetc
…. but this can’t be the end, can it? I mean, Barry Bader hasn’t been cornered with threat of pummeling only to have Gil and the Chief stop in to report that Mr. Bader didn’t kill Boo, but Boo may have been at fault for the first wreck, allowing Gil to tell some story (rather quickly, since he has a tee time at MCC) that will wrap up the season.
Ravenswing over 8 years ago
And from yesterday’s MUT ….News flash: Bitsy Twill Lamb caught standing over Steve Luhm’s eviscerated body with dentist’s drill in hands, film at eleven!
dutchpuppy over 8 years ago
“Absence makes the heart grow fonder.”
TheBrownStarfish over 8 years ago
Tru(e), Ms. Douchy were you watching the game? Did I hit anybody? That would have been for Boo. What I did was for the scouts. By the way, you’re a reporter, do you have any info on who was driving that pickup truck that killed her?
Mr Reality over 8 years ago
In all reality , note the giant Univac computer beyond the left field fence in P 1. " Ok, True , enough trivial questions , I and my readers want to know, we’re you having sex with Boo?
miffedmax over 8 years ago
Luhm left his shop vac in the dugout in P1.
bearwku82 over 8 years ago
Time for True to fire up the Ford Pinto, cram the WF ballcap on his noggin’ and take that long desired road trip to Hawaii on his way to Winston-Salem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=952h-AJ3Bcg
chiphilton over 8 years ago
Why does True always sound like he’s 45 years old?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
“I wouldn’t want to trivialize her that way, Ms. Ducey. That would be really trite, so of course you would be the one to suggest it.”
Mopman over 8 years ago
Ha ha, I’m still laughing at chiphilton’s comment yesterday about a pro team having to keep killing off Tru(e)’s friends to get him to throw harder.
twainreader over 8 years ago
Not that I would have any first hand knowledge, but from what “other people” have told me: today’s strip has all the earmarks of a porno lead in scene. “They” say this should lead to the reporter offering comfort and several other things not appropriate for comic viewing.
twainreader over 8 years ago
P-1: Tru threw so much heat, there’s a fire extinguisher on the fenceP-2: I know Tru, that’s why I’m trying to look at your faceP-3: Every waking minute, the sleeping minutes are devoted to the co-eds they introduced me to at WF during the “recruitment” process.
Popman! over 8 years ago
The scouts are going to come for True, but he will tell them that pitching was Boo’s dream, not his, and to stay true to her he will have to follow his dream to Wake Forest. #gottabeetc
Popman! over 8 years ago
BTW scouts, I am killing it at Milford CC [Community College]—check it out!
RayNDeere over 8 years ago
So Tru(e) didn’t take someone’s head off with a pitch and now baseball scouts are interested, which should make Tru(e)’s dad soooo happy
RayNDeere over 8 years ago
…. but this can’t be the end, can it? I mean, Barry Bader hasn’t been cornered with threat of pummeling only to have Gil and the Chief stop in to report that Mr. Bader didn’t kill Boo, but Boo may have been at fault for the first wreck, allowing Gil to tell some story (rather quickly, since he has a tee time at MCC) that will wrap up the season.