Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 07, 2016

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    He spends all of Sunday trimming his toenails.

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    PICTO  over 8 years ago

    He’s not allowed in the bowling ally anymore…He used all the size eights at one time.

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    OK, time for Irish dance class. And while getting there, don’t forged to do break step on the bridge (ignore the Mythbuster’s bad results).

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    He wears a pedometer on his arm? I just drop it in my pocket…

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    gammaguy  over 8 years ago

    The journey of a single mile begins with a thousand steps.

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