Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 06, 2016

Since when to guys have a 5-hour wait for a restroom…

You’re a wizard. You can make your bladder suddenly emptywith the wave of your wand. And stay dry in the process.I mean, come on, get a clue.

GandolfWith any luck and a little incontinence, you won’t have to wait anywhere near that long.

Why don’t you clone yourself and do both lines? And Gandalf? I want to meet Smaug.

You’re a wizard. Conjure up a chamber pot.

Exactly

So Wiz is definitely a Plugger

They should just have Gandalf stand next to the restrooms, that would fix that conundrum.

I need to make plans for world domination in the White House…..I need to go to the toilet!!! Lol

Maybe you should get your “magic wand” out and wave it a bit…

Go find a tree to pee on. Then leave. Gandalf’s got nuttin’ on you Wiz.

@gir63 said“They should just have Gandalf stand next to the restrooms, that would fix that conundrum.”.Kill two birds with one stone.Good thinking..Imagine having him stand just past the restrooms or their exit.Imagine everybody wanting to shake his hand.Imagine after every tenth wizard or so, finally hearing someone washing up afterward and even the occasional flushing sound, followed by the sound of stopped-up toilets overflowing..“and a good time was had by all”

He’s a wizard, not a whizzer…

5 hours for Gandalf means a total of 10 hours to go wee-wee. How long can wizards hold it in? Maybe they aren’t called WIZ-ards for nothing ;-)