Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 08, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Sue? Sue: Phoebe! Phoebe: You came to unicorn camp rather than music camp this year, too? Sue: Yeah! I've been here all morning, rolling in stinkweed and listening to smooth jazz. Phoebe: You're giving the unicorns a lot of ideas about humans. Sue: I'm trying to set expectations low so I can surpass them later.
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
I didn’t know Ringo could leave his lake. Or does Sue have a unicorn too?
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
I thought Phoebe was the only human at the camp. I guess the unicorn advertising is more notorious now.
luducks over 8 years ago
<3 Sue!
blackshire over 8 years ago
Maybe Florence Unfortunate Nostrils (or perhaps even Lord Splendid Humility) decided that a human child friend was a “must-have” unicorn accessory.
Hag5000 over 8 years ago
That worked out well for Phoebe.
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
The first rule of Unicorn Camp is DON’T TALK ABOUT UNICORN CAMP!!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
I see.
scyphi26 over 8 years ago
Well that explains a few things.
…how did Sue get mixed up with unicorns? Last I recall, the most contact she’s had with them was just Marigold through Phoebe, and that was really just while at the music camp, and Sue associated more with Phoebe than Marigold (who was busy chasing after the heart of a lake serpent, but that’s another story).
Masterius over 8 years ago
Good ol’ “Stabby” Sue!
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
I take back my implications from yesterday.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Works for me!
Official Foxtrot Page over 1 year ago
I thought Sue had orange hair. Was that dyed?
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
Looks like Phoebe’s not the only human who was invited to unicorn camp(I wonder who invited her???)
Let the chaos BEGIN! :D