Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 08, 2016
July 07, 2016
July 09, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Sue? Sue: Phoebe! Phoebe: You came to unicorn camp rather than music camp this year, too? Sue: Yeah! I've been here all morning, rolling in stinkweed and listening to smooth jazz. Phoebe: You're giving the unicorns a lot of ideas about humans. Sue: I'm trying to set expectations low so I can surpass them later.
Maybe Florence Unfortunate Nostrils (or perhaps even Lord Splendid Humility) decided that a human child friend was a “must-have” unicorn accessory.