Pickles by Brian Crane for July 07, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 8 years ago

    When was the last time Earl actually enjoyed shopping with Opal? I hope not for their wedding rings and outfits those many, many years ago.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 8 years ago

    If he went shopping with her most of the time he’dget out of the house more!

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 8 years ago

    He would rather shoot himself in the foot than go shopping with Opal.

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    GROG Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Make him his sandwich and be gone already.

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    I'll fly away  over 8 years ago

    Sounds just like my husband. He has delusional hearing, too. Sigh.

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    Deezlebird  over 8 years ago

    Why on earth women want to drag their husbands shopping I will never understand. Usually these are the same women who would have a fit if their husbands dragged them to a sporting event.

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    jtviper7  over 8 years ago

    Christmas shopping is the worst.

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    bookworm0812  over 8 years ago

    Oh, he heard you perfectly, Pearl.

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    Linguist  over 8 years ago

    I don’t call it delusional hearing. I prefer to call it selective hearing !Or, as my grandma used to say to me:" Yer like Billy Weir*What ye don’t want, ye don’t hear "

    *Billy Weir being a character in Portadown, Ireland who pretended to be deaf .

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    Carl R  over 8 years ago

    Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

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    gmasj  over 8 years ago

    I think you should reword that, Opal.

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    pattidolls  over 8 years ago

    I prefer to go shoping solo

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    pcolli  over 8 years ago

    Shopping by myself with list……. in and out at minimal cost. With the other half, no list and four times as much as we need.

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    I’d rather have a sandwich than go shopping.

    Not all women like shopping the same way not all men like sports.

    xxx

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    OldestandWisest  over 8 years ago

    That’s only the second time I’ve ever heard a reference to that kind of sandwich, the first time was in the great film “Harvey” where it was the preference of one of the guards at the local looney bin, played by the character actor Jesse White (who later played the lonely Maytag repairman in a series of classic TV commercials.)

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 8 years ago

    When you know something makes someone suffer, give him the chance to opt out to show just a little how much he loves you.If he does it anyway, that shows how much he loves you.

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    Grace Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Maybe she just wants to spend time with him away from the tv? Make your own sandwich, Earl… Opal’s got shopping to do!

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    The Fly Hunter  over 8 years ago

    My woman hates to go shopping! God! I LOVE HER!!!

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    english.ann  over 8 years ago

    Apparently it doesn’t matter what Opal wants to go shopping for. I think a lot more if I shop alone. If I shop with someone else, I’m less likely to put items back on shelves or do calculations regarding how much food costs per ounce.

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