Pickles by Brian Crane for July 04, 2016

what a Heinz heist

Shake shake the bottle. None will come and then a lot’ll.

Have you ever seen Matt LeBlank’s Heinze Ketchup commercial, made before he got famous, I think. I watched it again on YouTube yesterday.

Yum

Yucko. Reminds me of what some McD’s employees did as a joke when I was working there, though. Someone brought them pizza and wings then they took the pizza box, made a giant pancake and spread ketchup on it and garnished with onions and pickles.

Oh, maybe because she’s the one who does the shopping and needs to know when they’re out of something…or she might need some for a recipe and wouldn’t have enough?

I have never been a big catsup fan but my grandson and step-grandkids slather it on everything ! My grandson, I could understand. It was to disguise my daughter’s truly bad cooking. The little ones down here will even put it on their rice ! I think they are attracted to the color rather than the taste.

They used to make blue catchup for kids. I haven’t seen it in the stores down here,Do they still make that stuff ? My grandson, when he was small, loved to gross his mother out with it.

There’s an old movie (I can’t remember its name or the famous star who played in it) where someone likes ketchup so much that he put it in everything until someone suggested he put it in his coffee.

Fake blood when you play cowboys and Indians…

Just think of the current health food fads and that technically a tomato is a fruit and ketchup becomes a fruit smoothie.

I think a vampire has been raiding the fridge.

How would Nelson know this but Opal doesn’t?

I think squeeze bottles are just another capitalist plot to get consumers to pay for stuff they don’t actually get.

Ewww. Not me. I haven’t got a drop of ketchup in the house – nor do I want any. Blech!

Ketchup on everything is no worse than ranch dressing on everything.

Product placement even in the comics.

I don’t often put sauces on my food. I occasionally have curry sauce on my chips. Otherwise, I just have salt on them.

xxx

KETCHUP’S BETTER THAN CATSUP

(and uses fewer cats)

For all the catsup I eat in a year Heinz would be out of business long ago.

there is an urban legend that ketchup is made from over ripe, maggoty tomatoes. I can not eat ketchup without thinking about that