"Polly, I think it's clear that your mother's refusal to give you saltines has caused your obsession with wanting a cracker."
It was always, “Have another matzo. I worked my fingers to the bone to make you chicken soup. You’re too skinny, eat, eat, bubelah! But never a cracker would she give me. Oy! Dancing back and forth on my perch no wonder was I.”
Hmmmm. Parrot psychologist? What’s next, alligator behavior management specialist?
That’s crackers.
“It’s crackers to slip a rozer the dropsy in snide.” – Old Mad magazines
Be careful that obsession doesn’t take complete control. That’s how they become crackerheads!
August 21, 2015
Farside99 over 8 years ago
It was always, “Have another matzo. I worked my fingers to the bone to make you chicken soup. You’re too skinny, eat, eat, bubelah! But never a cracker would she give me. Oy! Dancing back and forth on my perch no wonder was I.”
jbduncan over 8 years ago
Hmmmm. Parrot psychologist? What’s next, alligator behavior management specialist?
MissScarlet Premium Member over 8 years ago
That’s crackers.
Strob Premium Member over 8 years ago
“It’s crackers to slip a rozer the dropsy in snide.” – Old Mad magazines
macky87 over 8 years ago
Be careful that obsession doesn’t take complete control. That’s how they become crackerheads!