Ouch, that smarts! What bad timing — just when he figured out what to do with it (according to the myth in Genesis, they only covered themselves with fig leaves after they ate the apple, lost their innocence and realized they were naked).
And the quote was from Oscar Wilde when confronted about his sexual habits in Parliment. He said," I will turn over a new leaf, as soon as I get to the bottom of this page."
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
“It’s gonna take an ocean,of Calamine lotion….”
J Short over 8 years ago
Time to turn over a new leaf.
boff0 over 8 years ago
She comes on like a rose, but everybody knows!!!
banks00wv over 8 years ago
The invention of birth control.
Plods with ...™ over 8 years ago
Leaves of threeLet it be.
xeacons over 8 years ago
Well, now we know where Cain’s mental problems started.
paullp Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ouch, that smarts! What bad timing — just when he figured out what to do with it (according to the myth in Genesis, they only covered themselves with fig leaves after they ate the apple, lost their innocence and realized they were naked).
zeexenon over 8 years ago
If they are French, it may occur to them that they invented something there.
tbally57 over 8 years ago
God’s revenge for taking a bite out of that apple!
jeffsxq over 8 years ago
The first STD?
route66paul over 8 years ago
Fig leaves are very ichy.
And the quote was from Oscar Wilde when confronted about his sexual habits in Parliment. He said," I will turn over a new leaf, as soon as I get to the bottom of this page."Helen Ferrieux over 8 years ago
….And if it’s after the fall….well, you know what happens to autumn leaves.