Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 20, 2016
July 19, 2016
July 21, 2016
Transcript:
Honey: ...and I want you to promise you'll never use drugs, that you'll just say no! Duke: Okay, okay, I promise already. Honey: I'm going to hold you to that, sir. I'm quite serious. Duke: Yeah, yeah. Honey: Okay, one last demand. Duke: Will you hurry this up, Honey? The guard's going to hear us! Honey: About our love life... Duke: Guard!
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Duke will take the death by hanging.
Odd Dog Premium Member over 8 years ago
Something he consider’s worse than death.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Even Duke has things he just won’t do.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 8 years ago
Between two prisons…..
Linguist over 8 years ago
I guess, it’s Duke’s way of Just Saying No !
Lee Taplinger over 8 years ago
What kind of man is Duke anyway? Honey is hot. Much hotter than Nancy Reagan. And Honey would let Duke do anything to her, and do anything to Duke.
zwilnik64 over 8 years ago
Firing squad. China uses firing squads. Not nooses.
Which really is a strangely pedantic way to go, but srsly. They’re gonna shoot him, not hang him.
Also, also. I don’t think Honey is actually into carnal relations. She wants romance, which Duke can’t provide. I think sexin’ her up he could handle. It’s the cuddling and flowers that are outside his skill set.
Claire Jordan over 8 years ago
I’m never sure whether Honey is pathetic or sinister – she’s a bit of a stalker, really.
cripplious over 8 years ago
Maybe they can have Earl