Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 20, 2016
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Transcript:
Honey: ...and I want you to promise you'll never use drugs, that you'll just say no! Duke: Okay, okay, I promise already. Honey: I'm going to hold you to that, sir. I'm quite serious. Duke: Yeah, yeah. Honey: Okay, one last demand. Duke: Will you hurry this up, Honey? The guard's going to hear us! Honey: About our love life... Duke: Guard!
Firing squad. China uses firing squads. Not nooses.
Which really is a strangely pedantic way to go, but srsly. They’re gonna shoot him, not hang him.
Also, also. I don’t think Honey is actually into carnal relations. She wants romance, which Duke can’t provide. I think sexin’ her up he could handle. It’s the cuddling and flowers that are outside his skill set.