Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 05, 2016

Dad would appreciate the weekends more if he could spend them with a dog instead of Calvin.

I doubt that strategy is working Calvin.

Then you turn his weekend into a two day nightmare.

Dad is so going to remember this when you’re 16 and ask to borrow the car…

“oog” – great line, Dad!

What is Calvin’s day’s job? Do we ever find out?

Keep it up Calvin and your going to find out that he being your “poorly rated” attorney father is going to serve you with “YOU STUPID” papers.

“YOU STUPID” courtesy of the Aaron Magruder comic strip “Boondocks” when Riley yells at Huey for coming up with another crazy anti establishment idea in protest of “The Man” and how he- “Riley” is being oppressed and his free speech is being suppressed by “The Man”.

I am glad that Aaron is penning his strip again too. I can never get enough of Grandpa and his riding herd on those two kids.

I can just imagine what craziness that Calvin and Riley could get into.

I’m on vacation too!

Hey Calvin, c’mon over and we can play in the sandbox with our Tonka Toys. I have a neat’o road grader…

When the kids were young and my wife staid home with them, I acknowledged my job was easier and that I enjoyed leaving the house in the morning.

Appreciating the weekends builds character.

Surely there are times when kidicide is ok?

Believe me, Calvin. You will get stuck in as boring routine and you will practically be tearing your hair out with boredom. I never used to like going out much but now I enjoy it because it gets me out the house if only for a few hours.

xxx

That’s funny!!