Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 28, 2016
July 27, 2016
July 29, 2016
Transcript:
Wally: Growl! Rrip! Snarl! Ralph: Wally! You dumb dog! You're ruining your own bed! You tore all the stuffing out of it! Now it's going to be flat and uncomfortable! Why would you do that?? Wally: Wiener dogs are not known for thinking things through!
Otto over 8 years ago
Wally needs a proper chew toy!
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 8 years ago
No, Wally is in need of proper training. Personally I would never have a ‘rat dog’.
DessaLu over 8 years ago
My Molly is a red wiener dog. She is the master of not thinking things through. No amount of chew toys and training will ever get her to think ahead.
Bogy Premium Member over 8 years ago
My Rat Terrier eventually tears the stuffing out of his beds. I think it’s kind of a security thing, or a pacifier. He’ll lie there holding a piece of the bed in his mouth. He has two beds, one upstairs, the other downstairs. My wife found a bed made out of a rip-stop type material, the kind of stuff cloth chew toys are made out of. Of course he prefers the corduroy bed, and drags it around to wherever he wants to sleep.
rekam Premium Member over 8 years ago
Except this isn’t a stupid reason.
Proginoskes over 8 years ago
Actually … one of my parents’ dachshunds was trying to get away from Dad. He (the dog) barked out loud, pretending that someone was at the front door. Dad got up and went to investigate. The dog jumped on the couch, put his nose in Mom’s sweater pocket, and pulled out a cookie.
And he wasn’t the smartest one of the bunch!