Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 28, 2016
July 27, 2016
July 29, 2016
Transcript:
Wally: Growl! Rrip! Snarl! Ralph: Wally! You dumb dog! You're ruining your own bed! You tore all the stuffing out of it! Now it's going to be flat and uncomfortable! Why would you do that?? Wally: Wiener dogs are not known for thinking things through!
Actually … one of my parents’ dachshunds was trying to get away from Dad. He (the dog) barked out loud, pretending that someone was at the front door. Dad got up and went to investigate. The dog jumped on the couch, put his nose in Mom’s sweater pocket, and pulled out a cookie.
And he wasn’t the smartest one of the bunch!