Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 27, 2016

You must be as tall as this podium to enter.

Might check in with the line to the right at the Down elevator.

I’m going out on a limb & guessing that the giraffes are the ones he shot & had their heads on his wall.

No, sir, just because it’s taking you a long time to swallow your pride doesn’t mean you have a long neck.

Dang, I didn’t know there would be lines…I hate lines…They drive me crazy…Got a pillow? I’ll be right over here……

BTW, how many lines are there? Microbes please go to line number 4?….There’s a lot of those guys, eh? And how fast are the lines moving anyway?…

what do I look like, … a politician?

When dealing with fantasy it is good to have picked up the correct scrip.

Would this be Noah of the Noah’s Ark genocide myth?

Damn ! Wrong line again ? It’s the story of my life !!

They raised the bar for admission to heaven.

The poor beloved TSA agents get this all the time.

All giraffes go to heaven.

Nah, it’s the wild pigs who are in the process of over running every continent except Antartica

Give the giraffes a break; they start life with a 6-foot drop to the ground.

Some people refuse to believe the facts, no matter who’s telling them. :DGiraffes are awesome! Not as good as a giant Shetland Pony, but awesome all the same!

Lines are great if you are with the right people!

dflakIt’s to get everything started. Like they used to slap human neonates.

Why isn’t the angel also a giraffe? That would have made it even funnier, and made sense as well.

God is infinite, so each line is 1 individual long and progresses at light speed. :-)

Richard S. RussellNo, giraffes on earth visualize God as a giraffe. In heaven (as on earth outside species prejudice), God is not limited..Night-Gaunt49Outside of visions (which are distorted by mortal doctrines), angels are non-spacial.

Partial answer here.