Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 30, 2016

I didn’t know Pig played.

Looks like Pig’s goal was just a pipe dream.

Perhaps that pipe organ plays so loud, it wakes the dead. You’re not only saving lives, you’re restoring them. There. I gave the answer to Pig.

I think the “organ donor” pun is overused.

Pipe down, Pig.

Ok, adding “organ” to the list of things Stephan can’t draw.

I’m help restore a Theatre Pipe Organ to our local Historic Theatre. The thank you gift we give donors is a T shirt with a picture of the organ console on it and the words, “I’m an Organ Donor at the State Theatre”This isn’t a new idea!!! :)

This raises the Corny to new heights.

It saves lives by lowering the blood pressure of those listening to BWV 565 ?

And the band played on :-)

I don’t know about saving lives, but there have been some great organ donations in rock…Light My Fire by The DoorsThe House of the Rising Sun by The AnimalsHush by Deep PurpleEtc.

If Pig donated this to a hospital, I hate to think of what he donated to his church.

I actually Pastis grew a good organ (better than me, anyway.)

Drew

@Kristiaan I see your Toccata and Fugue in B Minor and raise you a Saint Saens Symphony No.3. Maybe add the opening to Strauss’s Thus Spoke Zarathustra

Come on artist, no two pipes are supposed to be the same length. Are we lazy? Oh yes, and take a bath.

Can we put a stop to the organ jokes? Some are getting rather rank.

Well, Bill Doggett, Pig, you sly fox!(Or something like that….)

I donated my 14th pint of blood on Tuesday.

xxx

Pig should have done a more elaborate pun, like donating the musical instrument to the state between Washington and California to help miners because their coal has played out. It would be the Oregon organ because the ore is gone.

Pedal your puns somewhere else, and while you’re there pick me up a Hammond cheese sandwich.

Played at altar calls.

I’m a long-time fan of Pearls, but I have to say that this is the worst comic organ ever… this is a piano with pipes attached! Organs have at least 10 pedals, and at least two manuals (i.e. keyboards)!