Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 07, 2016

Do you prefer prefer a salsa, guacamole, or onion dip?Or would you like chocolate (a Magic Shell) on your sheep?

Mother Thalweg will kill four rats for a penny? What a load of sheep dip!I know for a fact that no cold-blooded contract assassin works so cheaply these days….

Pre-Suriray society had many strange rituals.

Gotta get me one of them Beet Sugar Hog Oilers.

Dear Tereso Burrito Tee

It was wholly a pleasure to see you recount, accurately, the way we treated all our poultry back in the day. After all, wouldn’t it just be the ultimate social faux pas if the MAIN COURSE served at the weekly potluck dinner of the Arkansas chapter of ARAST was wormy?

Sincerely,

Rotifer’s Mother

P.S. I would say the subject of today’s effort at cartoonistry brought back fond memories, except this is still how I prophylactically worm my Rotty (once a week!) (his binge pasta of choice is vermicelli that often lives up to its namesake).

Is it still okay to dip your sheep if all you have is thousand island dressing?Is it a suitable replacement for ranch dressing?Does it make the sheep taste funny?

Catharine Wheel

Miss spelled that.It should be Catherine.

So then he said, “There’s no ‘I’ in SOLITARY.”So I jumps up and says, “Ha! Idiot! There is an ‘I’ in SOLITARY!”So I spent the next six years in solitary until I died.Jeez… I hate that guy.

Some people have elevators that don’t go all the way to lame.Catherine Wheel – Crank

By the time Catherine’s Day rolls around, we will have been freed of the current election cycle.

If 3hourtour can post and then delete, so can I. What’s typed at 2am doesn’t sound as good the next day.