B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 06, 2010

…….he went up the water spout……

Let’s see how fast John really is; he’s going to be turning on the afterburners to get away from that spider.

The spider’s looking for Little Miss Muffet.

In the next panel, John gets “shell” shocked.

Me and John are birds of a feather…so to speak…

Spiders are our friends and eat bad bugs. Yeah, try telling that to the wife at 3AM when one crawls across her bare foot in the bath.

I can always tell when there’s a spider in the bathroom (where they inevitably end up). There’s a special scream my wife makes….

Don’t worry, this side of Cartoon Physics that spider ain’t a-goin’ nowhar.

Down came the rain, and washed the spider out.

Ewww, this one gives me the heebie jeebies!! My seven year old has a plastic spider that she likes hiding in places where I find it in the half-dark, like my pillow. Freaks me out every time.

Good morning, pamlicorat, Tanya, Grog, Gweedo, Sheik, MontanaLady, Lewreader, LIttle Sister, Lonewolf, It Wasn’t Me :-) and everyone else!

Lewreader, one of our friends put me in the hospital for three days and caused my daughter to have to have skin grafts.

Little Sharper U – A word of advice, friend. Trying to be cryptically clever with people who haven’t had their morning coffee yet will only annoy them. If that was your goal, well, mission accomplished….

Tsali Queyi: Yikes. Sounds like it was a brown recluse spider? Those things are nasty…my sympathies to you and your daughter.

Spiders. Why’d it have to be spiders?

I’m afraid of spiders, too. Blech!!!

I hate bugs, period. Took a nap in my bunker in ‘Nam. Woke to grandpappy cockroach doing the cucaracha on my arm. I almost evacuated.

Jack Webb is coming back to produce the TV series.

If you’re afraid now, read Ray Bradbury’s “The Elevator.”

Spider, spider, on the wall, Spider, spider, do not fall, Can’t you see the wall’s been plastered? Come on down, you silly spider.

SCAATY_423, The doctor thought a Black Widow got me and it was a Brown Recluse that got my daughter. Both bites occured in bed.

Never look down!

Happy Labor Day, Tanya, Gweedo, MontanaLady, LuvH8, Grog, LIttle Sister, Pamlicorat & Everyone.

A spider is just a glorified cockroach on meth

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