Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 05, 2016

Butt clam worm confections. That’s what caught my eye.

I would like to experience clam effect.

A book with a broken spine!!! So sad!!!

Very wellThere’s a book about butts with a broken backAnd I see it very wellThere’s a jokeAnd I know itVery wellIt’s one of those that I told you long agoTake my word, it’s a clam joke, don’t you know?-Shellfish Juan: Mad Butts Across the Water

Ok: “a bookworm, and pant’s fly and a clam broth walk into a room…” now you’ve created the suspense! “What happened?” he screamed.

So the clam broth says, “I think I’ll just have a beer and eat some of the free nuts.”The pants fly says, “Yeah, Beer Nuts!”The bookworm just sighed, shook his head and said, “Read the room, fly… read the room. It’s not even funny.”

Knew a guy named Mr. Butt.Yesterday was his birthday.Same as Barack Hussein Obama.True story.I’m not dreaming.

It’s good to know that the school furniture has been improved. Just in time for the upcoming school year.

There was a Butt who was a good friend of mine, and had some very fine wine. No longer with us, but the memory lingers on, whenever I surreptitiously sneak a read of these better comics, even if I am not among the nicer people.Where’s my shotgun? I see a book with a broken spine that needs to be put out of its misery….

@Rotifer (I was unable to reply to your image)Is that a Frog Applause comic? I don’t see Teresa’s signature. Did she forget to sign it or did someone remove her signature.Hmmm…